Golden Globes 2015 Red Carpet Review

I wasn’t too fond of making this post but my friend (s/o to Sara Naji) said that the outfits this year were really bad and apparently I’m good at criticising so here we go:

1) Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan
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(I was going to include all the outfits I hated but this is an exception, just because I love the photo) Ok so, she’s wearing Carolina Herrera and no-one cares what he’s wearing. She looks stunning! I have a feeling this pastel yellow will be a key colour this Spring/Summer. I don’t really like the frilly thing hanging on the front but for someone as petite as Jenna, this dress is actually stunning! CAN WE PLEASE JUST APPRECIATE THE WAY CHANNING IS LOOKING AT HER. #jealous

(Lets get back to hating)

2) Keira Knightley 
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She’s a huge fan of Chanel but for the love of Coco, why on earth did she pick this?! Why did Chanel even think this design was worthy enough to be made?! She looks like she’s wearing a nightie from the Victorian era and just walked out of Kew Gardens. I can’t tell if the giant butterfly on her clutch/hand is a joke or if it’s part of the outfit.

3) Salma Hayek 
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(Apologies for the bad quality of the photos, I tried to save them off the CNN website which had the majority of the photos from the event but I couldn’t so I had to print-screen them) She’s one of the hottest women in the world yet she disappointed us all in this dress. It doesn’t show off her curves at all. Her boobs look unstable as if they’re planning to pop out soon. Maybe it would’ve been more acceptable if the dress was shorter.

4) Tayrn Manning
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“Hello. I’m from Orange Is The New Black but I do actually live in a prison cell and made this dress from bits of different bin liners.”

5) Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
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This is an example of those sad times where you show up to a party and your best-friend looks better than you. Amy looks beautiful in the blue Stella McCartney dress. No complaints about her. Tina however…that Antonio Berardi dress has too much going on. I don’t understand why the bottom of the dress suddenly decides it wants to look like an odd shaped bell?

6) Allisons Williams
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She didn’t come to the ball to look like a princess, SHE CAME TO LOOK LIKE THE RED CARPET. I literally cannot say anything else.

7) Dakota Johnson
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She’s the star of Fifty Shades of Grey but I think she took her role a bit too far. Yes, we said fifty shades of grey is acceptable this season and that grey is the new black but no-one said fifty shades of silver was acceptable. She looks like a 90s mermaid.

8) Lena Dunham
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I adore Zac Posen’s designs but this dress really isn’t flattering on Lena. It needs to be on one of those stick models as it’s supposed to “create curves” but at the same time it’s got straight cuts so it can make you look like a box if you’re naturally curvy.

9) Laura Prepon
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Bless her! She probably thinks she looks amazing but to me, she looks like she’s dressed up as a pretty witch in a cobweb dress, ready to go to a Halloween party.

10) Claire Danes4e4065aa-6599-4838-9282-404f64ad2360-1114x2040

If you’re going for Valentino, at least pick something nicer! Claire looks like a walking garden in need of help. Even boho store, Urban Outfitters wouldn’t sell this.

11) Lana Del Rey
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This woman is my life. (Hence Lola Del Rey) But that doesn’t mean this can go unseen. Lana, baby, you look like you found your outfit at Disney Store’s Little Mermaid section. This outfit is wrong on so many levels but she gets brownie points for the hair and face (obviously).

12) George and Amal Clooney
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My baby George looks sexy as usual. Amal though, we need to talk. She’s been all over magazines for her immaculate style but she enters her first red carpet event forgetting to take her dish washing gloves off.

13) Conchita WurstUS-ENTERTAINMENT-GOLDEN-GLOBE-ARRIVALS
I do love a bit of forest green velvet but was this a Halloween event? No. But Conchita literally wanted to be Fiona from Sherk. She succeeded.

14) Alan Cumming
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Yes. Please wear layers and layers of nude and do the peace sign pose in those horrible sneakers. Did no-one tell him this is wrong? Nude, oddly enough, looks alright when you layer it with the same shade, but this is slightly too much….and those trainers, I just want to know, WHY?!

Lola x

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